This was posted by a friend of mine, Michael, in a note on Facebook:
This is my attempt at creating a text based rpg through omegle. As nerdy and strange as it may be, I think there are some amusing parts, and I had to share it. I am “You.” I’m pretty sure this guy was very confused.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: You wake up in a strange room. Beside the bed you are in is a table with a gun and a key on it. There is one exit to the north. What do you do?
Stranger: suicide.
You: You Die. Game over. Restart?
Stranger: yes
You: You wake up in a strange room. Beside the bed you are in is a table with a gun and a key on it. There is one exit to the north. What do you do?
Stranger: go north
Stranger: wait no
Stranger: restart
Stranger: restart
Stranger: restart
You: You wake up in a strange room. Beside the bed you are in is a table with a gun and a key on it. There is one exit to the north. What do you do?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: take gun
Stranger: take key
You: you put the gun in your pants for later use. You have now added GUN to your inventory.
You: You are at level one. You can only carry one item in your inventory.
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: equip gun
Stranger: equip
You: Gun is equipped
Stranger: go north
You: you go through the door and enter a bathroom. There is a mirror as well as a bathtub filled with what looks like blood.
Stranger: examine mirror
You: You look into the mirror to see a morbid and deformed creature with rotting skin, greasy hair and long, pointy teeth.
Stranger: turn back
You: you are back in the room. There is a bed and a table with a key on it. There is one exit to the north.
Stranger: wat
Stranger: i said
Stranger: turn back
Stranger: not return
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: go north
Stranger: go north
Stranger: fast
You: You go through the door and enter a bathroom. There is a mirror as well as a bathtub filled with what looks like blood.
Stranger: look the mirror
You: You look into the mirror to see a morbid and deformed creature with rotting skin, greasy hair and long, pointy teeth.
Stranger: touch face
You: Your face is sticky. Just then, you notice that it is emanating a terrible stench.
Stranger: that mirror
Stranger: is not an medicine cabinet?
You: It may be.
Stranger: try to open it.
You: You open the medicine cabinet and find an envelope.
Stranger: examine envelope.
You: Inside the envelope is a page of notes that are scribbled down. The only words you can make out are “The body is Him” “He is in the —————” and “Johnson”
Stranger: add envelope to archive files
You: ENVELOPE has been added to archive files.
Stranger: turn around and go to the bathtub
Stranger: carefully
You: You approach the tub. In it is a thick, rich, red fluid. It is surely blood. You see something within. What do you do?
Stranger: the bath has a curtain?
You: no
Stranger: ok
Stranger: unequip pistol
You: Pistol is unequipped.
Stranger: put hands in the tub
Stranger: and try to grab something
You: You reach into the tub. Before you get too deep, you feel something. You grab it and begin pulling it out. It’s…a corpse.
Stranger: try to grab the tub stopper
You: The tub stopper is removed, and the blood begins to quickly drain out, revealing a trap door.
Stranger: examine corpse
You: The corpse has a familiar-looking face. He’s wearing nothing.
Stranger: examine gender.
You: Male
Stranger: examine injuries
You: You turn the corpse around and notice a bullet wound in the side of the head. In addition to that, His wrists are slit severely.
Stranger: examine trap door
You: The trapdoor is locked. You need a key to get in.
You: LEVEL UP.
You: You are now level 2
Stranger: turn around
Stranger: go to the vater
You: vater?
Stranger: W.C
You: You are in the bathroom already
Stranger: i mean toilet
Stranger: toilet
You: you approach the toilet.
Stranger: lifts the lid
You: There is nothing inside, but grimy toilet water.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: turn back
Stranger: to the first room
You: you are back in the room. There is a bed and a table with a key on it. There is one exit to the north.
Stranger: take the key
You: You have now added KEY to your inventory.
Stranger: look under the bed
You: There is nothing but a few dust bunnies.
Stranger: there is window in the room?
You: no
Stranger: go north
You: You go through the door and enter a bathroom. There is a mirror, an unclosed toilet, a bloody tub and a naked, bloody corpse on the ground.
Stranger: open inventory
Stranger: use key
Stranger: in the trap door
You: The trap door creeks open. It is dark and there is a stepladder that descends seemingly forever.
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: how many bullets have the gun
You: 6
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: scream
Stranger: inside
Stranger: the door
Stranger: SCREAM
You: You scream. It echoes back, eerily.
Stranger: use stepladder
You: You begin to climb down the stepladder. It is dark, but you manage. After ten minutes of climbing, you reach the bottom. There is a dim lantern hanging in the corner. You see that you are in a cave-like structure. There is a single, stone corridor in front of you.
Stranger: take dim lantern
You: You have added DIM LANTERN to your inventory
Stranger: use dim lantern
You: It is already in use. This Is why you could see where you were.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: go
Stranger: stone corridor
You: You begin to walk down the corridor. The stone walls are bare and it seems to have no end. In front of you is a rectangular, black object.
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: examine
Stranger: black object
You: It is a wallet.
Stranger: examine wallet
You: Inside is a credit card, a sears gift card, and a drivers license belonging to Lars B. Johnson. You look at the picture. The man in the picture looks exactly the same as the corpse in the tub.
Stranger: read gift card
You: “$20. Sears. Expires 1/21/10”
You: Would you like to keep walking?
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: yes
Stranger: dont walk
Stranger: run
Stranger: RUN
Stranger: RUN
You: You begin running.
You: you suddenly see the end of the corridor. There is a door.
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: kick the door
You: It bursts open to reveal a large and ornately decorated study. It is well-lit and at the desk in the back of the room, sits a man in a nice suit. He seems to be expecting you.
You: “Hello Lars.” he says
You: “Welcome back”
Stranger: I say: WHO ARE YOU
You: “I believe you should be more concerned with who YOU are Lars.”
Stranger: aiming with your gun
Stranger: at that guy
Stranger: I say
Stranger: undress
You: “Killing me would only leave your questions unanswered. And honestly Lars, Isn’t looking for answers the only thing you have to live for?”
You: he does not undress
Stranger: I shoot the guy in the leg
You: He winces, but shakes the pain off as if he’d only stubbed his toe.
You: “Now let’s get down to business. What would you like to know?”
Stranger: why im ugly
Stranger: and my face is horrible
You: You are Lars B. Johnson. The man in the tub is Lars B. Johnson. You, are simply a corrupted version of Lars. When you finally die, you will be washed of all this filth and appear natural. Just as he did.
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: 200% RAGE
Stranger: you approach the guy
Stranger: and punch him in the face
You: He is not phased.
You: “Oh come on lars! you didn’t notice the resemblance between the face you saw in the mirror and the face of the man in the tub?!”
You: “Behind all that rot and filth is a man. A dead man. A peaceful man”
Stranger: use the pistol
Stranger: in his head
Stranger: and shoot
You: the gun jams
You: “There have been hundreds of you.”
You: “Every day. A new Lars wakes up in the bed, confused and wasting away.”
You: “After finding out what he wants to know, he finally puts an end to it all, and starts the cycle over.”
You: “You’re no different”
Stranger: ok
Stranger: stay quiet
Stranger: and rape the guy
You: The man is un-rapable.
You: LEVEL UP
You: You are now level 3.
You: You can now unjam guns.
Stranger: unrapable…
You: The man disappears
Stranger: NO
Stranger: USE IDDQD
Stranger: AND IDKFA
Stranger: AND IDCLIP
Stranger: AND DESTROY THE WORLD
You: {CUTSCENE}
You: You remove all of your clothes but you keep the gun. and grab a letter opener from the man’s desk. You turn around and walk solemnly down the stone corridor. You reach the step ladder and climb to the top. You are now in the bathroom. You plug up the tub, get in, gouge out your wrists, and blow your brains out.
You: YOU WIN!
Stranger: STUPID STRANGER
You: Restart?
Stranger: restart game
You: You wake up in a strange room. Beside the bed you are in is a table with a gun and a key on it. There is one exit to the north. What do you do?
Stranger: Press Start
You: Main Menu:
1. Restart
2. Narrator Settings
3. Cheats
4. Quit
Stranger: press 2
You: Narrator Settings:
1. Normal (X)
2. Ghetto Black Guy
3. Pirate
4. Hellen Keller
Stranger: press 4
You: gnarrfgnakraaaaahhhh
You: uuuuggghfsreagggghhhaaa
You: bahabahbbahareeeegh
Stranger: PRESS 3
Stranger: PRESS 3
You: Argh! Ye be wakin up from a rest in yer sleeping quarters. There be a pistol and skeleton key on the table. There be one gettaway over yonder in the north seas. Choose yer destiny, matey.
You: [Game is in sleep mode. If you do not make a move soon, It will shut down.]
Stranger: I LIEK COOKIES
You: Goodbye
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.
